Stealing Your Own Child Is Still A Crime
Vermicelli fastened her furry hat over her large, equally furry ears and stood up to leave. “Where are you going?” Dormouse asked, alarmed. “I’m going to get my little baby back”, she answered. Dormouse protested, “You’d be breaking parental abduction laws if you just snatch your child away. You know that her father, Boggle, has sole custody”. Two fat tears rolled down Vermicelli’s cheeks. “What do you suggest I do?” she wailed. Dormouse sighed. “I don’t know, dear. Maybe you should go back to the Courts and petition for custody again. In the meantime, you do have visitation rights. I think”, Dormouse added, putting on his own furry hat, “we should just go to the shops and buy your baby a new doll or two. What do you think?” Vermicelli wiped away her tears and nodded.